Welcome to The Erotic Bakery
The Erotic Bakery in Seattle, WA, is a unique establishment specializing in creative and humorous cakes for any occasion. With rave reviews praising their delicious and beautifully designed treats, it's no wonder customers keep coming back for more. The bakery's attention to detail and personalized service make each order a memorable experience. Their range of adult-themed cakes and desserts adds a fun and naughty twist to traditional bakery items. Don't miss out on the opportunity to indulge in one of their signature creations before they sadly close their doors at the end of the month. Experience a delightful blend of humor and flavor at The Erotic Bakery today!
The Erotic Bakery: Reviews & Ratings
Great bakery for all your weirdest and wildest thoughts. Service was amazing from conception to delivery. All the details were perfect and the cake was delicious. Would highly recommend and will be ordering again!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE
They did a great job even though it was last minute. The cake came out amazing, and everyone enjoyed it. I definitely recommend their service. It was some of the best service they are with you every step of the way.
They did a great job on a cake for my wife who just finished pumping. Super easy to work with and very friendly!
Used them twice and James was awesome. Super responsive, very good with communicating timings for delivery, and the quality of the cakes and cookies were great. Thanks!
Beyond happy with how our cake came out for a birthday! The cake itself was very moist and rich, one of the best cakes I've ever had! The design of the cake was out of this world and perfect. Could not have asked for anything more! 10/10 will be ordering again!
James was great! I contacted them last minute in their Missouri location and everything happened so fast and smoothly. Great communication, listened to what I wanted and the cake turned out awesome! Will definitely use them again in the future.
Amazing service, easy to order and super fast for delivery. This made the perfect hilarious birthday gift for a friend out of state. He loved the cupcakes and said they were a riot and delicious too.
The a*# cake we ordered was super moist and juicy! The gold chain was a nice touch. 10/10 would order again.
Coming from a conservative family in Wyoming one would think I would squirm at the fact of the birds and the bees, especially when sex and humor were mixed. Maybe I can thank my cousins for not being so uptight about such things. Or the natural curiosity and a sense of rebellion in regards to sex were just there all along. Regardless sex is a part of life whether you want to own up to it or not and adding humorous twists to it makes life just a little more bearable during frustrating and perhaps lonely times. Maybe every big city has something like The Erotic Bakery. Big city meaning a metro area that is over two million people or maybe I am just lucky. When I lived in Denver they also had a bakery very similar to The Erotic Bakery, Bakery Le Sensual. Maybe I am just lucky that Denver and Seattle both have bakeries like this and may be assuming too much that every big city has one. Steve and I went here a few weeks back and got a chuckle out of the penis and vagina cupcakes and full size cakes. The little cupcakes are $9.00 a piece but that is ok because you are getting a little something "extra" and unique at this particular bakery. The Erotic Bakery is also set up much like a botique. There are cards, gag gifts and adult toys to further emphasize your theme for the lucky recipient. I figured I should get a review out for this business as soon as I could. The reason being was that while looking at The Stranger (the week of September 10-16 of 2014) under the the Drunk of the Week picture displayed two drunks indulging or perhaps ...engaging in one of the cakes from The Erotic Bakery. Under the picture there was a description, trying to piece together what was happening in the picture. The excerpt went on to say that at the end of September The Erotic Bakery would close. It is a real shame to hear this because the place has been around for quite some time. They opened back in 1986. But like all things, this business too will sadly come to pass. So hurry and get your sexy, funny and gross cakes before the end of the month before it is too late. That is about two weeks left. So dive in for a quickie. Lol!
Location
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Seattle, WA 98103 Hotline: (206) 495-9113
Welcome to The Erotic Bakery, a unique and tantalizing establishment located in Seattle, Washington. This bakery adds a quirky twist to the traditional bakery experience, offering a variety of adult-themed baked goods that are sure to spark conversation and laughter.
Customers rave about the exceptional service at The Erotic Bakery, with reviews praising the seamless ordering process and timely delivery. From last-minute requests to intricate designs, the team at The Erotic Bakery goes above and beyond to ensure customer satisfaction.
One standout feature of The Erotic Bakery is their attention to detail in creating cakes that push the boundaries of tradition. Whether you're looking for a hilarious birthday gift or a cheeky dessert for a special occasion, The Erotic Bakery delivers with moist, rich cakes and creative designs that are guaranteed to impress.
Not only does The Erotic Bakery offer delicious treats, but they also provide a unique shopping experience with a boutique-like atmosphere. With a selection of cards, gag gifts, and adult toys, this bakery truly embodies its playful and risqué theme.
As a food reviewer, I am impressed by the creativity and humor that The Erotic Bakery brings to the table. The cakes and cupcakes here are not only visually captivating but also delicious, making them a hit among customers looking for something out of the ordinary.
Overall, The Erotic Bakery is a must-visit for those who appreciate a touch of boldness and humor in their baked goods. Whether you're a seasoned customer or a first-time visitor, the experience at The Erotic Bakery is sure to be memorable and entertaining.
